Stepping forth...

I've decided that this is going to be a secret little experiment of mine. Not of the mad scientist variety, but more of the personal "can I get into this" kind of experiment. Although having written that, it kind of makes me want to do some mad scientist experiments.....

So this is my blog. I don't really like the word "blog" though, so I think I'll call it my writings. Or words. Or inks. No...not cool enough for that. Let's stick to blog. I'm not really sure where it's going to go but that is for future me to discover. I think I'd like to meet future me. I like to think he is super awesome and rather good looking. Maybe he's a little bit rich and wears a smoking jacket (despite the fact he doesn't smoke). The sad reality is that he's probably fat and smells faintly of cat (yes yes that rhyme was a happy accident). Let's not dwell on that. I might not make it through the first post...

I imagine that the vast majority of my little rants on here will about the various intellectually challenged people I come across on my travels, but I wouldn't want you to think that I hate the world. I simply....tolerate it. Slight over exaggeration there, I actually enjoy most life related things. I'm sure that's no surprise really; it's unusual for people to enjoy death related things. Unless you are a zombie. Or a murderer. Or any other various evil incarnate being. Or ginger. NB: I don't really harbour feelings of hate for ginger people. I blame modern TV for installing this prejudice. I have many ginger friends....there's....uh...and....hmm. Moving on.

What was I talking about? 

Indeed... So I look forward to bestowing the wonders of my mind on the Internet. Good luck world (and underworld for those evil incarnates among you), you may just need it.